May 2013
16 posts
rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
all1sees:
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
sucha-retardis:
sucha-retardis:
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
suspu:
if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
b-nksy:
I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
April 2013
37 posts
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
cheeringinthesnogbox:
lol where can i buy a full
giveintohoran:
“the boys are going to be making a music video for rock me”
pityreblogs:
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
burgrs:
fuckin north korea get a proper job u dick
stfulily:
getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies
danistotallyuncool:
naking:
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
tunaofthesea:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
blank
clubbedsoda:
oh yeah baby ignore me harder
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
